P Plays Tag (Sort Of) and Makes a Facebook Page

July 1, 2012

I was invited to a game of tag by Sailor and Angel. I thought I’d answer Sailor’s questions today.

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1. Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse and if so what would be your weapon of choice?

This is a difficult question Sailor. I had a long discussion with my brother about this not too long ago and here’s what I came up with: On one hand, I’m in a wheelchair, so I can’t run even if my life depended on it. I might get a few yards in but then my legs would break due to my brittle bones condition, I’d thus fall and the zombies would have me prey. I’m only three feet and two inches tall, so I can’t hold really big guns unless I strap them onto my wheelchair or rig it up with weapons. I could also be strapped to a person’s back, but that may slow them down making us both soon-to-be-dead-meat. Taking those things into consideration, I have a slim chance of survival.

BUT, then on the other hand, I’m so small that I might be able to slip into little, crammed areas where zombies won’t reach me (unless I run into a zombie that’s dwarf-size like me or a baby zombie). While the zombies are looking straight ahead, I could slip under them unless there are a few crawling. I’m also quick and agile, so I might be able to train with knifes and fight off the zombies that way. Also, if I’m caught in an attack near a pool or a lake or some large body of water, I can most definitely get away. My endurance in the water is incredible, so I’d be able to swim to a small island somewhere–granted I’d have to make it to the ocean first.

In short, I probably have a 30% chance of survival, which isn’t too great. I’d be one hell of a zombie though. I’d be killer with my surprise and sneak attacks.

Zombie P, pen and ink. The tail must’ve fallen off. © Paz/mmm

2. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Cheese! I can eat different kinds of cheese, right?

3. Do you think Noah had woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Realmente no se. Tendría que abrir mi Biblia.

4. If space flight was affordable, would you go, just because you could?

I’ve always been fascinated with the universe and I love astronomy, so I most definitely would.

5. Would you very kindly draw me a picture of a bird and post it on your blog so I can add to my collection?

I’d love to! But I just spent too much time on the zombie-mouse which ended up funky looking, and then I realized it’s getting late here and I haven’t ate dinner. So here’s a picture of a bird I drew when I was in Florida back in January. Please ignore the random kids floating around the bird; they’re just doodles from my sketchbook but it’s all for you! (I’ll conjure up another bird eventually)

Bird for Sailor Carrie. © Paz


6. Do you think unicorns exist?

Only on other planets.

7. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Were there razors in the jungle?

I thought Tarzan did have a beard. You got the Mouse very disappointed and confused Sailor. She’s banging at my skull now.

8. How old do you think you would be if you didn’t know how old you are?

Well, I’m the size of a five-year old, height-wise, but I’m definitely not a five-year old. So, I’ll go with ten, just ’cause I like even numbers and that’s the age my grandma kept saying she was when she had a stroke and started with the dementia.

9. Will you be joining me on my boat when I win the lottery? 

Hells yeah! I’d love to ride the MFF cruiser. But then you might loose me when I jump in to join the dolphins.

10. What makes you, you? 

There’s a house full of PLDs and a mouse living in my head.

11. Did you like my questions? Claro que si, mi querida marinera!

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I’m not going to tag anyone at the moment. But I will add that I made a Facebook page about two weeks ago. Feel free to check it out (or not).

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addendum: I hate Facebook! And I’m having terrible anxiety today. 😦 I remembered about a call I got two weeks ago from a reporter at the Houston Chronicle. It’s about the DREAM Act and deferred action. I told her I was down for an interview. But then my phone got funny and I wasn’t receiving texts for a week. I just got an old message she left me today. I don’t know what to do… I mean, the last interview was nerve wrecking. I wrote about it here: Interviews and Anxiety, a Retort.

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9 Responses to “P Plays Tag (Sort Of) and Makes a Facebook Page”

  1. My questions come tomorrow, right? 😉

    If I ever create a Facebook for my blog, I’ll look you up.

    • PAZ said

      Fo’ sho’ Angel! 😉 Whether I get to it today or not, I plan for it to be my next post.
      That sounds cool, the Facebook address is the same as the blog: melancholicallymanic.

  2. the howler and me said

    ahhh the Zombie Apocalypse … yeah I don’t have any survival skills… and i would have to CARRY the Howler if we had to run… we would totally end up zombified…

    • PAZ said

      Aw. The little Howler would be cute even as a zombie! How’s the rash/biting thing?

      • the howler and me said

        The Prednisone worked wonders, he isn’t scratching, so it is clearing up quick. (thank goodness) and his limp is almost non-existent as well.

        While I really don’t like steroids, they can do a world of good.

  3. Hello, I just dropped by to thank you for visiting my blog. I had no idea the amazing talent I would find when ZI visited yours. I am stunned in a very good way. I love your sketches, the one of the bird above is brillant!
    Thanks for visiting, I may never have found you.~ BB

    • PAZ said

      Thank you Barefoot Baroness. I’m glad I stopped by too. Had been seeing your bare feet over at The Howler and Me’s blog and decided to finally give it a look since I love that photo so much.

      Again, thanks for the kind words! 🙂

  4. I love the Zombie Mouse and the bird is brilliant!!! He he another bird to add to my collection 🙂 xoxo

    • PAZ said

      Thank you Miss Sailor! I’ll have to come up with more in due time!

      And happy belated birthday! Sorry I haven’t been on to tell you. It passed, you see.

      love y besos xoxoxxx

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